Birthday presents are the best kind of presents.
Puff, puff, gas.
The mummy has his own place off campus.
Fluent in the language of love. And Hebrew.
Learning is fundamental, bitch.
Cut my hair into pieces. This is my last razor.
At least we turned off our cellphones.
It's none of your business, card.
They're hitting below the belt and nowhere else.
Look, ma! Two hands!
As the ship went down, they kept spirits up. Kind of.
Yesterdays news is today's old news.
Ghost of girlfriend past.
Kristen breaks hearts, Dave's included.
Don't diet till you try it.
Sad-adelic, baby!
Do me a solid. Not a liquid.
You can run, but you can't walk.