Some of Mike Russell's favorite movies can be described as a creative person's brain opening up and exploding volcanically, like the poster to Terry Gilliam's Brazil. Today's show is like three volcanoes simultaneously erupting and splattering all over the inside of a cavern of conversation that leaves a fusillade of shrapnel consisting of: Planet of the Apes. Terrible Beer. The Famous-Bowlification of Pop-Culture. Kony 2012. Why Pixar is great. Why girls have decided being pigeon-toed is fashionable. Why Topher Grace will inspire tens of fanboys to chase fanedit greatness. And why John Carter recalls the greatest triumphs of Krull, and the mild failures of Temple of Doom. Hope you're ready to go leaping all over the place, because that's what today's show does.