It's a strange thing, to see the decline of your physical and mental being in total clarity while in the midst of a kickball game at age 34. A hilarious, depressing, strange thing indeed. Good thing Ryan Fleming, who is still young and pretty, is on hand to distract us from our plummet towards cookie-fueled corpulence with the iPhone 5, and the Wii U, and that kick ass Star Wars Anime thingamajig that blew up all over the internet this weekend; speaking of things blowing up all over the internet, Willard Romney got caught saying what he really thinks on camera, and surprise - it's not all that nice. But he's not even the biggest villain of today's show. No, that honor goes to whoever rigged all those Challenger machines in your childhood that never let you get the stuffed Donkey Kong toy you really wanted.