Byron Beck breaks himself on today's show, in a way listeners have NEVER heard him break. And this is why we don't give him free food. Cort finally comes clean on his secret history with meat slicers. Big Jim Willig not only helps reinvent Karaoke, but he helps put the fine points on Fatboy's quadrillion dollar plan to revolutionize the porn industry. Other topics include - honestly - nerding out on both the upcoming Batman movie, and the Hobbit movies, and Byron somehow manages to stay sane. There are also some stories about Spielberg, and how Jackass has made the Three Stooges movie maybe the most useless release of 2012.