David Walker winds his way through an absurd wonderland, where the show tries to be earnest for once, to discover why its so hard for Cort to accept compliments, why he parents his children the way he does, and why David only seems to get motivated in response to negative reinforcement, like the kind that spurred him into running Hood to Coast in 2013. We tried all that. We even heard a touching story about Cort and Dexter, his 9 month old cat. And then somehow Sam Elliott, Neil Diamond, a Pachycephalosaur, and Darkman: The Hero for the Lipless all made special guest appearances. And then someone peed off the back of a truck, and a woman dooked in a convenience store and captured a country's imagination. Also - why isn't Kickball a legitimate sport? Because it should be.