Cort is on Vacation. What does that mean for you? That means he rooted around in the fridge for some tasty leftovers, he stuck em in the microwave, and that's what you're getting, and you're going to like it. MARVEL - at a brand-spanking-new 1 minute intro that becomes a ridiculous, rambling 8 minute exercise in free-associative babble. WONDER - at how petty Fatboy can get when it comes to who gets to be anointed as his Valentine. BE AMAZED - at the old interview from the radio days where we ask Rowdy Roddy Piper about one of his first wrestling gigs, where he had to grapple with a drunk bear. Not a guy BUILT like a bear. An actual bear. SHRUG AND YAWN at all the regular pop-culture w/ wang jokes you've already heard once before but probably forgot since then! It's a journey of rediscovery. Or it's just reheated crap. You be the judge.