Courtenay Hameister should feel insulted. Cort met Neil DeGrasse Tyson and not only didn't introduce her, but TOTALLY forgot her name. That this happened only in a dream doesn't matter, it's still a dick move - and so Courtenay helps Cort with some simple tricks to make your memory less sucky. Somehow, that involves the cheese glob in every box of pizza, imagining butts when you're trying to eat, the recipe to Grappa, and European billboards that are causing people to make burgers at really inappropriate moments. Also discussed - the Hillary Texts meme, a heated conversation as to whether the Secretary of State knows what LOLZ are, and a couple verbal gaffes that lead to the best kind of hilarity - the totally unintended, awkward as hell kind.