NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

by Patrick Melton (me@patrickmelton.com) · · · · 26 subscribers

For over TEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from New York City and around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives. The shows range from engaging and serious, to silly and ridiculous. Listen to a few shows and we guarantee you'll be hooked.

1320 NLO 1320: Free Scott Peterson Dec. 6, 2019

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Alex Ansel and Garrett Hall. Alex is fresh off a scare with the law, and Patrick is worried that his lack of drinking will have bad ramifications ...

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Older Episodes

1319 NLO 1319: Butthole Sun Nov. 27, 2019
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and Jozalyn Sharp is here to help us make sense of everything. We talk about all of the latest social media sensations hitting the millennial lately, including weird family recipes ...
1318 NLO 1318: Crushing Candy Nov. 9, 2019
Somewhere in Las Vegas comedians Alex Ansel, Adam Dominguez and Jeni Robins gather around some mics. We are breaking down Halloween and some of the guests are making short work of Patrick’s leftover candy. Patrick ...
1317 NLO 1317: Porn Syrup Oct. 21, 2019
Tyler Jolley joins Patrick in the studio to race to the bottom of a bottle of scotch. What could go wrong? The summary of things discussed in this show couldn't be listed if you tried. Trader Joes and cookie butter are pretty much a scam,
1316 NLO 1316: Organcer Oct. 2, 2019
Patrick is back in Las Vegas and is in the process of getting the new podcast studio up and running. Adam Domiguez is here with roommate and NLO-favorite Alex Ansel to talk about the end ...
1314 NLO 1314: Post-Breakdown Roy July 24, 2019
Back in Tulsa, Patrick catches up with Roy Johnson a couple weeks after a breakup. So much has happened since we last heard from Roy, including his breakdown on another podcast with lovable Tulsa comedian ...
1313 NLO 1313: Pre-Breakdown Roy July 23, 2019
Patrick is in Tulsa, Oklahoma, catching up with his old friend and one of the first co-hosts to capture the hearts of NLO listeners everywhere, Roy Johnson. Roy is happily in a relationship and has ...
1312 NLO 1312: Beatings and Bitings June 18, 2019
Patrick is back stateside and resurrects the podcast from Las Vegas, NV. Patrick catches up with Alex Ansel, who reveals some secrets of his recently concluded relationship. Spoiler alert – he has bite marks all ...
1311 NLO 1311: Senseless Census April 1, 2019
Patrick sits down with Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels in Sydney, Australia. In the wake of the shooting in New Zealand, we talk about guns and killing, including the motivations and a machinations behind them, ...
1310 NLO 1310: Superman Sucks March 17, 2019
Patrick rises from the ashes in Sydney, Australia just to see if anyone is still listening. Comedians Ruven Govender and Sean Michaels are guests on this show of stitched-together conversations that took place on a ...
1309 NLO 1309: Boom Roasted Jan. 7, 2019
Patrick is in the studio with a plethora of Texas comedians performing haphazard interventions. Comedians Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel, Adam Dominguez, and George White put on a clinic for how to jump around from topic ...
1308 NLO 1308: Funeral Cucks Dec. 29, 2018
Jozalyn Sharp, comedian and fellow "big picture" thinker joins Patrick in the studio for a show where everyone is too high. Patrick has decided to box up everything and move on to the next apartment, in light of recent and never- ceasing series of unfor...
1307 NLO 1307: Besmirching Blanche Dec. 18, 2018
Patrick sits down after lunch with foodie, writer and comedian Jason Harris. There’s a lot of talk about skateboarding and extreme sports in crossover culture, stemming from some of the behavior of children in Patrick’s ...
1306 NLO 1306: Bagel Boys Dec. 6, 2018
Patrick is in New York City and sits down with Australian comedian Sam Kissajukian. Sam hasn’t been on the show in over a year, and there’s lots to catch up on. Sam is spending some ...
1305 NLO 1305: Pizza Sheets Nov. 26, 2018
Patrick is in the studio to ring in his birthday with former roommate Shooby and superfan Steve Curran. The drinks are flowing and the Juul’s are charged for this thirty-ninth birthday bash, and Steve even ...
1304 NLO 1304: Real Heroes Nov. 16, 2018
Patrick sits down with comedian Erik Woodworth to talk about their trip to the Middle East and Africa earlier this year. This show was recorded a week and a half ago, and then corrupted digitally, ...
1303 NLO 1303: Wallet Wading Nov. 3, 2018
Alex Kool-Aid Ansel joins Patrick today for a Halloween show. We wade back in the NLO memory shoe box and listen to an old holiday favorite. Alex is doing a roast for John Wayne Bobbit, ...
1302 NLO 1302: Chunka Toe Oct. 24, 2018
Patrick is back and promising a huge announcement at the end of this show. Fans Paul and Laura from Glasgow, Scotland sit in on this show, and we all start drinking because it’s almost midnight. ...
1301 NLO 1301: Bow Now Oct. 13, 2018
Patrick is back in Las Vegas and sits down with Canadian comedian Brad Bryans. Or Bryans Bradley. Or something. We talk about how more money really does lead to more problems, including broken refrigerators, failing ...
1300 NLO 1300: Fix Your Tits, Boise Oct. 10, 2018
Patrick is doing shows in Boise, Idaho with James Hesky. James opens up about his recent shitting activity, in a classic podcast overshare. We’ve had some weird shows so far, including a woman yelling the ...