RUTH TODAY SHOW

by Ruth Koscielak (ruth@ruthtoday.com) · · · · 1 subscribers

Ruth Koscielak and Kevyn Burger are both seasoned broadcasters from Minnesota who know how to bring the funny. For a fresh take on current events as well as tales from some wacky people's personal lives, tune in! It's funny, funny, funny. And who doesn't need something to laugh about these days!

Ruth and Kevyn talk like their dogs, James is going pro, withholding viagra, the change satchel, a juicy new celebrity tell all, we could have edited this but we didn't, new tornado warnings, will we watch The Killing, drug seeking behavior, the lost Princess Diana photograph, how to hold a ...
The coffee crisis, Titanic 3D and what Kate Winslet doesn't want to see or hear, we're gonna pay for this, the "James way", no take aways from American Pie Reunion, the Lotto line, a captive audience, you complete me, Cable TV ratings that might surprise you, Kevyn is just one ...
Show from our kitchen table II, we don't want to pay for Dick Cheney's heart transplant, the loophole lawyer, Kevyn's Facebook argument about Katniss, James seeks our advice on a ticket, the Pope's sombrero, too hip for the room, is a Bed and Breakfast ever a good idea, the "male" ...
Our lunch with Sgt. Dave, Ruth's sidekicks, shamrock shake recipe, people will steal anything, a Downton Abbey update, olfactory dining, the smoking loophole, Muskrat love, Ruth on a stick, more Facebook conversations, my mom's new puppy, we'll pay for this, and death by cinnamon.
Ruth reviews Friends with Kids, our worst blind dates, the all day drinking trip, Justin Bieber's Minnesota connection, who said it Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns, are you related to me, an odd drug side effect, go see grandma, James doesn't like the way they price things, and how to ...
The missing show, James on a plane, we've lost our first Monkee, the Bachelor harness, Will Power vs. Lead Bottom, the copper chopper, seed spreading, don't eat that cookie, Ruth barks and sings, guess the happiest and most miserable states, and the latest fashions we won't be wearing.
Celebrating Mardi Gras, it's digitalized, type O personalities, humans with tails, don't Google that, cab menus in Vegas, when electronic cigarettes backfire, we miss dialing, things we've learned at the movies, Academy Awards predictions, skin tags, silver surfers and goldies, recalling emails, and how do you extend your life.
The Enquirer called it, Twitter breaks the news of Whitney Houston's death, who is Sparkle, favorite moments at the Grammy Awards, get the camera off Glen Campbell, the Koscielak Players reenact a fight on Facebook, Ruth's bag tirade, why James hates Valentine's Day, and the Ruth Today Downton Abbey Tour.
Madonna, Clint and Super Bowl stuff, cats with bows, the Demi Moore diet, coupons we will never use, meeting at the dog park, Ruth won't bet, adopting your girlfriend, a Jason Wu Target event, romance in Europe, Kennedy's intern, sitting by the smelly guy, a review of Woman in Black., ...
Our new motto, "Get sucked in", a Downton Abbey update, why Elizabeth McGovern left Hollywood, stealing from Unicef, what's in that sandtrap, rough necks, accepting our Nobel prize, lark vs. owl, the Iron Lady, Mc Donalds tweets go wrong, and remembering Schultz.
The Bob Barker road trip, pushing through the pain, Heidi Klum and Seal ask us to respect their privacy, Hobbit hair, I thought you were Dale, Aretha cancels her wedding, Sandusky's statement about Paterno, the perfect job for James, Madonna in half gloves, and the worst p.r. move ever!
Welcome to the fold, two things the French cannot say, Amish James, Golden Globe Awards,erasers in your nose, too old for cowgirl clothes, mean but not vicious, the mouse in the Mountain Dew, and the old man catalog.
Mr. Twitter, the mountain lion proposal, pear-shaped diamonds, tricking the pioneers, something new to worry about, Ruth's rebound, what's wrong with our homeless, memories of Bridgeman's, new tatoo for James, plane throat, cart vs. basket, he's not going to the White House, and Ruth's favorite divorce.
Happy New Year, Oprah vs. Chopra, scandals of 2011, things that are gone forever, James at 40, pagan babies, shrimp on the balcony, Kenny B., herpetologist, don't open that email, German nudists, baths vs. showers, cranky crocodiles, kiddie tasers, and the meditation video game.
Our Christmas recap and holiday returns, the gifts we gave each other, smoking the ham, celebrity break ups, holiday movie reviews: Girl With The Dragon Tatoo, Tin Tin, and Mission Impossible, Sinead O'Connor's 4th wedding, frequent bingo card, camo negligee, DeNiro's a new daddy, murder by beads, and Sam Shepard's ...
Our Christmas crossroads, Jesus in the lockerroom, the layaway fairy, Merry Christmas Kobe, Ruth imitates a cat in heat, a joint statement, Larry King's final wish, girl bling, Cinderella at the Ordway, the butter smuggler, God is busy, a political scandal fill in the blanks and the toilet paper scam.
Our first ever show from the kitchen table, an early Christmas celebration for James, tasting Mary Janes, are you safe at home, Lady Gaga in Vanity Fair, new organ donor rules, shopping at Walgreens, wearing pajamas when you work at home, gambling for mom, I don't understand what anyone is ...
Ruth's zipper merge, eating Coors, the life of Reilly, life lessons from Star Trek, swag, a new olympic sport, communists muppets, words of the year, we announce our dinner winner, your permanent medical record, being invisible at the boy girl party, Professor Munchies, and the perfect Christmas gift.
Black Friday waffle iron riots and other tales from the front lines, popping the cork for our 75th, the Bob Marley cake, biting out the baby, fierce new names, meat and fruit, what men will do to get out of a chick flick, holiday movie reviews, Ashton Kutcher selling cameras, ...
Natalie Wood's final cruise, Ruth's bizarre celebrity death quiz, really bad press for Ashton Kutcher, Black Friday fun with the holiday hoards, are you my uncle daddy, dog talking, Billy Crystal is back, and a common contractor complaint.