RUTH TODAY SHOW

by Ruth Koscielak (ruth@ruthtoday.com) · · · · 1 subscribers

Ruth Koscielak and Kevyn Burger are both seasoned broadcasters from Minnesota who know how to bring the funny. For a fresh take on current events as well as tales from some wacky people's personal lives, tune in! It's funny, funny, funny. And who doesn't need something to laugh about these days!

Customer service hostages at Cub and Herbergers, Jerry Sandusky's autobiography will make you cringe, how to spell phlegm, naked sushi, the cranberry incident, stories from explorer Ann Bancroft, the meaning of flushed and florid, a Bro quiz, and donate by December 1.
Butter for your ears, Call of Duty, dressing your age, James goes for the rebound, the intimate department, John Lennon's tooth, tool belt bride, Ruth beat boxes, Daniel Craig's blue trunks, can you return undies, bone shaped food, the Letterman defense, no fruit in my beer, and when does black ...
Pie charts of the mind, beavers vs. polar bears, grandpa slips Ruth a key, Fatty McFatterson, blooming chocolate, James will pay for the stadium, pass me the caulk, the deer population of Rochester, cute but painful shoes, bad Halloween treats of our youth, too lazy to read, and Kevyn enjoys ...
Steve Jobs bio, clean Canadians, get on the pole, Xander's daddy, Ruth in a Burka, the electronic whip at Disneyland, the "A" talent, gypsy heaven, a puck in the net, how old is elderly, why James should not buy a storage unit, two SuperFans to keep in your prayers, and ...
Show 69! Kevyn's Hairspray role, who spilled the soup, Maxine, valve stem, Barry Manilow's diet tips, poncho advice, relax your jaw, Clooney is the man who cannot be alone, those Norwegian Royals, the powers of pineapple juice, Beyonce pregnancy pillow, and final words of wisdom from Ruth.
Netflix CEO eats crow, corporate name changes, know your breasts, hit by a speeding antelope, butt-toning and other examples of confabulation, James' car date, reminders from hot guys, the dummy button, the curious celebrity of Jared, see Hairspray at the Chan, marathoner gives birth, and the mystery of Baby Babu.
Hank Williams Jr. won't be singin' on Monday night anymore, cell phone etiquette, affliction shirts, hot tub worthy, nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, medical ethics, hitting the head with Martha, cat rasslin', upcoming celebrity memoirs, Michael Jackson trial APP, new fashion trends for fall, and Kevyn hits the stage October ...
Nancy Grace pops out on Dancing with the Stars, our first Cavalia ticket winner,a dream job for James, goodbye hot pockets, why Kevyn has the gift of gab, Moneyball, get the garbage out, professional laugher, man pretty, a PayPal scammer, tasty dog treats, have you had an encounter with Governor ...
Cavalia ticket giveaway details, don't ask don't tell Anderson Cooper, a couple of corporate boo boos, new things to worry about, something women are losing interest in, ice cream truck music, old ex-wives tales, Orsythia, hitting the fence, loaded questions, Charlie Sheen, bee allergies, paintball problems, Betsy McCall, good news ...
J. Lo has a boyfriend, just how lazy are we, grudge babies, drop kicked to Mars, please call me zha-cleen, James and the pheromones, pronouncing coupon, AOL Huffington Post and Patch, shopping for deer hunting season, bloodrunner, rage broadheads, exposed vitals, smelling like Kim, and the household-debt crisis.
Imported jam from Canada, other duties as assigned, the fear game, David's little toe nail, Kevyn is hotter than Ruth, the toothbrush state, the British food quiz, he's spending more time with his family, Char's sneaky marketing, Ruth's performance anxiety, and the truth will set you free.
Taking your teeth out at the fair, biggest boar's bottom, anger on the state fair bus, James and Ruth review the Happy Together show at the grandstand, Ronnie Milsap is still alive, America's hat, plane home from Vegas, secret service code names, Van's van, love that texture, and the wisdom ...
Let's be honest, Ruth's favorite news story, how to interpret code words, don't take my Kodachrome away, jumpsuits of the future, why do we call them anchors, a Kardashian free zone, details on a messy divorce, advice from Nancy Drew, and our State Fair--come and see us at the By ...
Bawdy Kevyn, the corn feed, why does James have parchment paper, Boy George update, bats, Ronnie Milsap--dead or alive, allspice in her purse and a ziploc full of green beans, the fishnet shirt, are you the young Elvis or the old Elvis, apes not monkeys, Neil Diamond Hot August Night, ...
Wake me up before you . . .huh, Kevyn is carrying a book without pictures, State Fair memories, the litter bug quiz, plugola and payola, James has a strange machine in his house, that's our Michelle, RICO to go, why Ruth loves the fibbies, and profound wisdom about money.
Mixing the bloody mary, 30 years of MTV, freebies for James, the first no frills airline, into the void, gutter tipper, mocked by the homeless, milk and PMS, Chem Lawn, academy award for lust, the french girl's visit and bricks should not float.
Bad perms, Guadalupe's email, honeymoon donuts, houses of our childhood, boxcars, adam and eve on a raft, niche markets for greeting cards, gay love on the sports page, the lazy man's state fair ride, always wash first, the intern question, and we will come to your house and set you ...
Butter melting hot, the widow maker, James and the jay, the drum solo, seagulls at the post office, baby elephant walk, the Threshold Generation, backing up the truck, Rupert Murdoch's wife leaps to his defense, are the rest stops open yet, how many divorces are too many for J. Lo, ...
Technical difficulties, laid off state worker seeks same, Roseanne's Nuts, an unusual crime scene, the sniff test, a fashion don't for men, the news you can't make up, tagging the baby, no rest for the weary, and Ruth needs to speak with Sandy and Jill about some inadequate laundry habits.
Blinking the lights, ex-husbands and dog poop, did he say Kool Aid, cocking vs. caulking, Ruth will not be setting herself on fire, new indignities for postal workers, getting someone to change your vacuum cleaner bag, lizard on a stick, chocolate covered corn dogs, and a listener wins a By ...